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WHITE TIGER TEST – Take home part
1. ÒThe
dreams of the rich, and the dreams of the poor - they never overlap, do they?
See, the poor dream all their lives of getting enough to eat and
looking like the rich. And what do the rich dream of?
Losing weight and looking like the poor.Ó
2. ÒI
was looking for the key for years
But the door was always openÓ
3. ÒYou
ask 'Are you a man or a demon?' Neither, I say. I have woken up, and the rest
of you are sleeping, and that is the only difference between us.Ó
4. ÒIt's
amazing. The moment you show cash, everyone knows your language.Ó
5. ÒSo
I stood around that big square of books. Standing around books, even books in a
foreign language, you feel a kind of electricity buzzing up toward you, Your
Excellency. It just happens, the way you get erect around girls wearing tight
jeans.
"Except here what happens is that your brain starts to
hum.Ó
5. ÒGo
to Old Delhi,and look at the way they keep chickens there in the market.
Hundred of pale hens and brightly colored roosters, stuffed tightly into
wire-mesh cages. They see the organs of their brothers lying around them. They
know they are next, yet they cannot rebel. They do not try to get out of the coop.
The very same thing is done with humans in this country.Ó
6. ÒThe
story of a poor man's life is written on his body, in a sharp pen.Ó
7. ÒIqbal,
that great poet, was so right. The moment you recognize what is beautiful in
this world, you stop being a slave. To hell with the Naxals and their guns
shipped from China. If you taught every poor boy how to paint, that would be
the end of the rich in India.Ó
7. ÒIt
is an ancient and venerated custom of people in my country to start a story by
praying to a Higher Power.
"I guess, Your Excellency, that I too should start off by
kissing some god's arse.
"Which god's arse, though? There are so many choices.
"See, the Muslims have one god.
"The Christians have three gods.
"And we Hindus have 36,000,004 divine arses to choose
from.Ó
8. ÒSometimes
I wonder, Balram. I wonder what's the point of living. I really wonder...'
The point of living? My heart pounded The point of your living
is that if you die, who's going to pay me three and a half thousand rupees a
month? Ó
9. ÒNever
before in human history have so few owed so much to so many, Mr. Jiabao. A
handful of men in this country have trained the remaining 99.9 percent—as
strong, as talented, as inteligent in every way—to exist in perpetual
servitude; a servitude so strong that you can put the key of his emancipation
in a man's hands and he will throw it back at you with a curse.Ó
10. Ò...the
future of the world lies with the yellow man and the brown man now that our
erstwhile master, the white-skinned man, has wasted himself through buggery,
cell phone usage, and drug abuseÓ
11. ÒI
thought, What a miserable life he's had, having to hide his religion, his
name, just to get a job
as a driver—and he is a good driver, no question of it,
a far better one than I will ever be.Part of
me wanted to get up and apologize to him right there and say, You
go and be a driver in Delhi.
You never did anything to hurt me. Forgive me, brother.
I turned to the other side, farted, and went back to sleep.Ó
12. ÒI
put my hand out and wiped the vomit from his lips, and cooed soothing words to
him. It squeezed my heart to see him suffer like this - but where my genuine
concern for him ended and where my self-interest began, I could not tell: no
servant can ever tell what the motives of his heart are.
"Do we loathe our masters behind a facade of love - or do
we love them behind a facade of loathing?
"We are made mysteries to ourselves by the Rooster Coop we
are locked in.Ó
13. ÒThese
are the three main diseases of this country, sir: typhoid, cholera, and
election fever. This last one is the worst; it makes people talk and talk about
things that they have no say in ... Would they do it this time? Would they beat
the Great Socialist and win the elections? Had they raised enough money of their
own, and bribed enough policemen, and bought enough fingerprints of their own,
to win? Like eunuchs discussing the Kama Sutra, the voters discuss the
elections in Laxmangarh.Ó
14. ÒGo
to the tea shop anywhere along the Ganga, sir, and look at the men working in
that tea shop - men, I say, but better to call them human spiders that go
crawling in between and under the tables with rags in their hands, crushed
humans in crushed uniforms, sluggish, unshaven, in their thirties or forties or
fifties but still "boys." But that is your fate if you do your job
well - with honesty, dedication, and sincerity, the way Gandhi would have done
it, no doubt.Ó
15. ÒApparently,
sir you Chinese are far ahead of us in every respect, except that you donÕt
have entrepreneurs. And our nation, though it has no drinking water,
electricity, sewage system, public transportation, sense of hygiene,
discipline, courtesy, or punctuality, ÔÕdoesÕÕ have entrepreneurs. Thousands
and thousands of them. Especially in the field of technology. And these
entrepreneurs—"we" entrepreneurs—have set up all these
outsourcing companies that virtually run America now.Ó